enter
Clowne and an other.
Clowne I say no, she
ought not to be buried
In christian buriall.
2. Why sir?
Clowne Mary because
shee's drownd.
5
2. But she did not
drowne her selfe.
Clowne No, that's
certaine, the water drown'd her.
2. Yea but it was
against her will.
Clowne No, I deny that, for looke you sir, I
stand here,
If the water come to me, I drowne
not my selfe:
10
But if I goe to the water, and am there drown'd,
Ergo I am guiltie of my owne
death:
Y'are gone, goe y'are gone sir.
2. I but see, she hath
christian buriall,
Because she is a great woman.
15 Clowne Mary more's the pitty, that great
folke
Should haue more authoritie to
hang or drowne
Themselues, more than other
people:
Goe fetch me a stope of drinke,
but before thou
Goest, tell me one thing, who
buildes strongest,
20
Of a Mason, a Shipwright, or a Carpenter?
2. Why a Mason, for he
buildes all of stone,
And will indure long.
Clowne That's prety,
too't agen, too't agen.
2. Why then a
Carpenter, for he buildes the gallowes,
25
And that brings many a one to his long home.
Clowne Prety agen, the
gallowes doth well, mary howe
dooes it well? the gallowes dooes
well to them that doe ill,
goe get thee gone:
And if any one aske thee
hereafter, say,
30
A Graue-maker, for the houses he buildes
Last till Doomes-day. Fetch me a
stope of beere, goe.
Enter Hamlet and Horatio.
Clowne A picke-axe and a
spade,
A spade for and a winding sheete,
Most fit it is, for t'will be
made,
he throwes vp a shouel.
35
For such a ghest most meete.
Ham. Hath this fellow
any feeling of himselfe,
That is thus merry in making of a
graue?
See how the slaue joles their
heads against the earth.
Hor. My lord, Custome
hath made it in him seeme nothing.
40 Clowne
A pick-axe and a
spade, a spade,
For and a winding sheete,
Most fit it is for to be made,
For such a ghest most meet.
Ham. Looke you, there's another Horatio.
45
Why mai't not be the scull of
some Lawyer?
Me thinkes he should indite that
fellow
Of an action of Batterie, for
knocking
Him about the pate with's shouel:
now where is your
Quirkes
and quillets now, your vouchers and
50
Double vouchers, your leafes and
free-holde,
And tenements? why that same boxe
there will scarse
Holde the conueiance of his land,
and must
The honor lie there? O pittiful
transformance!
I prethee tell me Horatio,
55
Is parchment made of
sheep-skinnes?
Hor. I my Lorde, and of
calues-skinnes too.
Ham. Ifaith they prooue
themselues sheepe and calues
That deale with them, or put
their trust in them.
There's another, why may not that be such a ones
60
Scull, that praised my Lord such
a ones horse,
When he meant to beg him?
Horatio, I prethee
Lets question yonder fellow.
Now my friend, whose graue is
this?
Clowne Mine sir.
65 Ham. But who must lie
in it?
Clowne If I should say,
I should, I should lie in my throat sir.
Ham. What man must be buried here?
Clowne No man sir.
Ham. What woman?
70 Clowne. No woman neither sir, but
indeede
One that was a woman.
Ham. An excellent
fellow by the Lord Horatio,
This seauen yeares haue I noted
it: the toe of the pesant,
Comes
so neere the heele of the courtier,
75
That hee gawles his kibe, I
prethee tell mee one thing,
How long will a man lie in the
ground before hee rots?
Clowne I faith sir, if
hee be not rotten before
He be laide in, as we haue
many pocky corses,
He will last you, eight yeares, a tanner
80
Will last you eight yeares full
out, or nine.
Ham. And why a tanner?
Clowne Why his hide is
so tanned with his trade,
That it will holde out
water, that's a parlous
Deuourer of your dead body, a
great soaker.
85
Looke you, heres a scull
hath bin here this dozen yeare,
Let me see, I euer since our
last king Hamlet
Slew Fortenbrasse in combat, yong
Hamlets father,
Hee that's mad.
Ham. I mary, how came he madde?
90 Clowne
Ifaith very
strangely, by loosing of his wittes.
Ham. Vpon what ground?
Clowne A this ground, in
Denmarke.
Ham. Where is he now?
Clowne
Why now they sent
him to England.
95 Ham. To England!
wherefore?
Clowne Why they say he
shall haue his wittes there,
Or if he haue not, t'is no great
matter there,
It will not be seene there.
Ham. Why
not there?
100 Clowne
Why there they
say the men are as mad as he.
Ham. Whose scull was
this?
Clowne This, a plague on him, a madde rogues it was,
He powred once a whole flagon of
Rhenish of my head,
Why
do not you know him? this was one Yorickes scull.
105 Ham.
Was this? I prethee let me
see it, alas poore Yoricke
I knew him Horatio,
A fellow of infinite mirth, he
hath caried mee twenty times
vpon his back, here hung those
lippes that I haue Kissed a
hundred
times, and to see, now they abhorre me: Wheres
110
your iests now Yoricke? your
flashes of meriment: now go
to my Ladies chamber, and bid her
paint her selfe an inch
thicke, to this she must come
Yoricke. Horatio, I prethee
tell me one thing, doost thou thinke
that Alexander looked
thus?
115 Hor.
Euen so my Lord.
Ham. And smelt thus?
Hor. I my lord, no
otherwise.
Ham. No, why might not imagination worke, as
thus of
Alexander,
Alexander died, Alexander was buried, Alexander
120 became
earth, of earth we make
clay, and Alexander being
but clay, why might not time
bring to passe, that he might
stoppe the boung hole of a
beere barrell?
Imperious Casar dead and
turnd to clay,
Might
stoppe a hole, to keepe the winde away.
Enter King and Queene, Leartes, and other lordes,
with a Priest after the
coffin.
125 Ham. What funerall's
this that all the Court laments?
It shews to be some noble
parentage:
Stand by a while.
Lear. What ceremony else? say, what ceremony else?
Priest
My Lord, we haue done all that lies in vs,
130
And more than well the church can
tolerate,
She hath had a Dirge sung for her
maiden soule:
And but for fauour of the king,
and you,
She had beene buried in the open
fieldes,
Where
now she is allowed christian buriall.
135 Lear.
So, I tell thee churlish Priest, a ministring
Angell
shall my sister be, when thou
liest howling.
Ham. The faire Ofelia
dead!
Queene Sweetes to the
sweete, farewell:
I had
thought to adorne thy bridale bed, faire maide,
140
And not to follow thee vnto thy
graue.
Lear. Forbeare the earth a while: sister farewell:
Leartes leapes into the graue.
Now powre your earth on,
Olympus hie,
And make a hill to o're top olde
Pellon:
Hamlet leapes in after Leartes
Whats he that
coniures so?
145 Ham.
Beholde tis I, Hamlet the
Dane.
Lear. The diuell take
thy soule.
Ham. O thou praiest not
well,
I prethee take thy hand from off
my throate,
For
there is something in me dangerous,
150
Which let thy wisedome feare,
holde off thy hand:
I lou'de Ofelia as deere as
twenty brothers could:
Shew me what thou wilt doe for
her:
Wilt fight, wilt fast, wilt pray,
Wilt
drinke vp vessels, eate a crocadile? Ile doot:
155
Com'st thou here to whine?
And where thou talk'st of burying
thee a liue,
Here let vs stand: and them them throw
on vs,
Whole hills of earth, till with
the height therof,
Make
Oosell as a Wart.
160 King.
Forbeare Leartes, now is hee mad, as is the sea,
Anone as milde and gentle as a
Doue:
Therfore a while giue his wilde
humour scope.
Ham. What is the reason
sir that you wrong mee thus?
I
neuer gaue you cause: but stand away,
165
A Cat will meaw, a Dog will haue
a day.
Exit
Hamlet and Horatio.
Queene. Alas, it is his
madnes makes him thus,
And not his heart, Leartes.
King. My lord, t'is so:
but wee'le no longer trifle,
This
very day shall Hamlet drinke his last,
170
For presently we meane to send to
him,
Therfore Leartes be in readynes.
Lear. My lord, till
then my soule will not bee quiet.
King. Come Gertred,
wee'l haue Leartes, and our sonne,
Made
friends and Louers, as befittes them both,
175
Euen as they tender vs, and loue
their countrie.
Queene God grant they
may.
exeunt
omnes.
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Enter two Clownes.
Clowne. Is shee to be
buried in Christian buriall, when she wilfully
seekes her owne saluation?
Other. I tell thee she is,
therfore make her graue straight, the crow-
ner hath sate on her, and finds it
Christian buriall.
5
Clowne. How can that be,
vnlesse she drown'd herselfe in her owne
defence.
Other. Why tis found so.
Clowne. It must be so
offended, it cannot be els, for heere lyes the
poynt, if I drowne my selfe wittingly,
it argues an act, & an act
hath
10 three
branches, it is to act, to doe, to performe, or all; she drownd
her
selfe wittingly.
Other. Nay, but heare you good
man deluer.
Clowne. Giue mee leaue, here
lyes the water, good, here stands the
man, good, if the man goe to this water
& drowne himselfe, it is
will
15 he,
nill he, he goes, marke you that, but if the water come to him,
&
drowne him, he drownes not
himselfe, argall, he that is not guilty of
his owne death, shortens not his
owne life.
Other. But is this law?
Clowne. I marry i'st, Crowners
quest law.
20
Other. Will you ha the truth
an't, if this had not beene a gentlewo-
man, she should haue been buried
out a christian buriall.
Clowne. Why there thou sayst,
and the more pitty that great folke
should haue countnaunce in this
world to drowne or hang the~selues,
more then theyr euen Christen:
Come my spade, there is no aunci-
25 ent
gentlemen but Gardners, Ditchers, and
Grauemakers, they hold
vp Adams profession.
Other. Was he a gentleman?
Clowne. A was the first that
euer bore Armes.
Ile put another question to thee,
if thou answerest me not to the pur-
30 pose,
confesse thy selfe.
Other. Goe to.
Clow. What is he that builds
stronger then eyther the Mason, the
Shypwright, or the Carpenter.
Other. The gallowes maker, for
that out-liues a thousand tenants.
35
Clowne. I like thy wit well in
good fayth, the gallowes dooes well,
but howe dooes it well? It dooes
well to those that do ill, nowe thou
doost ill to say the gallowes is
built stronger then the Church, argall,
the gallowes may doo well to
thee. Too't againe, come.
Other. VVho buildes stronger
then a Mason, a Shipwright, or a
40 Carpenter.
Clowne. I, tell me that and
vnyoke.
Other. Marry now I can tell.
Clowne. Too't.
Other. Masse I cannot tell.
45
Clow. Cudgell thy braines no
more about it, for your dull asse wil
not mend his pace with beating,
and when you are askt this question
next, say a graue-maker, the
houses hee makes lasts till Doomesday.
Goe get thee in, and fetch mee a
soope of liquer.
In youth when I did loue did loue,
Song.
50 Me
thought it was very sweet
To contract o the time for a my
behoue,
O me thought there a was nothing
a meet.
Enter Hamlet and Horatio.
Ham. Has this fellowe no feeling of his
busines? a sings in graue-
making.
55
Hora. Custome hath made it in him a propertie of easines.
Ham. Tis een so, the hand of little
imploiment hath the dintier sence
Clow. But age with his stealing steppes
Song.
hath clawed me in his
clutch,
And hath shipped me into
the land,
60
as if I had neuer been such.
Ham. That skull had a tongue in it, and
could sing once, how the
knaue iowles it to the
ground, as if twere Caines iawbone, that did the
first murder, this might be
the pate of a pollitician, which this asse now
ore-reaches; one that would
circumuent God, might it not?
65
Hora. It might my Lord.
Ham. Or of a Courtier, which could say
good morrow sweet lord,
how doost thou sweet lord?
This might be my Lord such a one, that
praised my lord such a ones
horse when a went to beg it, might it not?
Hor. I my Lord.
70
Ham. Why een so, & now my Lady wormes Choples, &
knockt
about the massene with a
Sextens spade; heere's fine reuolution and
we had the tricke to see't,
did these bones cost no more the breeding,
but to play at loggits with
them: mine ake to thinke on't.
Clow. A pickax and a spade a spade,
Song.
75
for and a shrowding sheet,
O a pit of Clay for to be
made
for such a guest is meet.
Ham. There's another, why may not that
be the skull of a Lawyer,
where be his quiddities
now, his quillites, his cases, his tenurs, and his
80
tricks? why dooes he suffer this madde knaue now to
knocke him a-
bout the sconce with a
durtie shouell, and will not tell him of his acti-
on of battery, hum, this
fellowe might be in's time a great buyer of
Land, with his Statuts, his
recognisances, his fines, his double vou-
chers, his recoueries, to
haue his fine pate full of fine durt, will vou-
85
chers vouch him no more of his purchases & doubles
then the length
and breadth of a payre of
Indentures? The very conueyances of his
Lands will scarcely lye in
this box, & must th'inheritor himselfe haue
no more, ha.
Hora. Not a iot more my Lord.
90
Ham. Is not Parchment made of sheepe-skinnes?
Hora. I my Lord, and of Calues-skinnes
to.
Ham. They are Sheepe and Calues which
seeke out assurance in
that, I wil speak to this
fellow. Whose graue's this sirra ?
Clow. Mine sir, or a pit of clay for to
be made.
95
Ham. I thinke it be thine indeede, for thou lyest in't.
Clow. You lie out ont sir, and
therefore tis not yours; for my part I
doe not lie in't, yet it is
mine.
Ham. Thou doost lie in't to be in't
& say it is thine, tis for the dead,
not for the quicke,
therefore thou lyest.
100 Clow.
Tis a quicke lye sir, twill away againe from me to you.
Ham. What man doost thou digge it for?
Clow. For no man sir.
Ham. What woman then?
Clow. For none neither.
105 Ham.
Who is to be buried in't?
Clow. One that was a woman sir, but
rest her soule shee's dead.
Ham. How absolute the knaue is, we must
speake by the card, or
equiuocation will vndoo vs.
By the Lord Horatio, this three yeeres I
haue tooke note of it, the
age is growne so picked, that the toe of the
110 pesant
coms so neere the heele of the Courtier he galls his kybe. How
long hast thou been
Graue-maker?
Clow. Of the dayes i'th yere I came
too't that day that our last king
Hamlet ouercame
Fortenbrasse.
Ham. How long is that since?
115
Clow. Cannot you tell that? euery foole can tell that, it was
that
very day that young Hamlet
was borne: hee that is mad and sent into
England.
Ham. I marry, why was he sent into
England?
Clow. Why because a was mad: a shall recouer
his wits there, or if
120 a
doo not, tis no great matter there.
Ham. Why?
Clow. Twill not be seene in him there, there the men are
as mad
(as hee.
Ham. How came he mad?
Clow. Very strangely they say.
125 Ham.
How strangely?
Clow. Fayth eene with loosing his wits.
Ham. Vpon what ground?
Clow. Why heere in Denmarke: I haue been
Sexten heere man
and boy thirty yeeres.
130 Ham.
How long will a man lie i'th earth ere he rot?
Clow. Fayth if a be not rotten before a
die, as we haue many poc-
kie corses, that will
scarce hold the laying in, a will last you som eyght
yeere, or nine yeere. A
Tanner will last you nine yeere.
Ham. Why he more then another?
135
Clow. Why sir, his hide is so tand with his trade, that a will
keepe
out water a great while;
& your water is a sore decayer of your whor-
son dead body, heer's a
scull now hath lyen you i'th earth 23. yeeres.
Ham. Whose was it?
Clow. A whorson mad fellowes it was,
whose do you think it was?
140 Ham.
Nay I know not.
Clow. A pestilence on him for a madde
rogue, a pourd a flagon of
Renish on my head once;
this same skull sir, was sir Yoricks skull, the
Kings Iester.
Ham. This?
145 Clow.
Een that.
Ham. Alas poore Yoricke, I knew him
Horatio, a fellow of infinite
iest, of most excellent
fancie, hee hath bore me on his backe a thou-
sand times, and now how
abhorred in my imagination it is: my gorge
rises at it. Heere hung
those lyppes that I haue kist I know not howe
150 oft,
where be your gibes now? your gamboles, your songs, your fla-
shes of merriment, that
were wont to set the table on a roare, not one
now to mocke your owne
grinning, quite chopfalne. Now get you
to my Ladies table, &
tell her, let her paint an inch thicke, to this fa-
uour she must come, make
her laugh at that.
155 Prethee
Horatio tell me one thing.
Hora. What's that my Lord?
Ham. Doost thou thinke Alexander lookt
a this fashion i'th earth?
Hora. Een so.
Ham. And smelt so pah.
160
Hora. Een so my Lord.
Ham. To what base vses wee may returne
Horatio? Why may not
imagination trace the noble
dust of Alexander, till a find it stopping
a bunghole?
Hor. Twere to consider too curiously to
consider so.
165 Ham.
No faith, not a iot, but to follow him thether with modesty
enough, and likelyhood to
leade it. Alexander dyed, Alexander was
buried, Alexander returneth
to dust, the dust is earth, of earth vvee
make Lome, & why of
that Lome whereto he was conuerted, might
they not stoppe a
Beare-barrell?
170 Imperious
Caesar dead, and turn'd to Clay,
Might stoppe a hole, to
keepe the wind away.
O that that earth which
kept the world in awe,
Should patch a wall
t'expell the waters flaw.
But soft, but soft awhile,
here comes the
King,
Enter K. Q. Laertes and the corse.
175 The Queene, the Courtiers, who is
this they follow?
And with such
maimed rites? this doth betoken,
The corse they follow, did
with desprat hand
Foredoo it owne life, twas
of some estate,
Couch we a while and marke.
180 Laer.
What Ceremonie els?
Ham. That is Laertes a very noble
youth, marke.
Laer. What Ceremonie els?
Doct. Her obsequies haue been as farre
inlarg'd
As we haue warrantie, her
death was doubtfull,
185 And
but that great commaund ore-swayes the order,
She should in ground
vnsanctified been lodg'd
Till the last trumpet: for
charitable prayers,
Flints and peebles should
be throwne on her:
Yet heere she is allow'd
her virgin Crants,
190 Her
mayden strewments, and the bringing home
Of bell and buriall.
Laer. Must there no more be doone?
Doct. No more be doone.
We should prophane the
seruice of the dead;
195 To
sing a Requiem and such rest to her
As to peace-parted soules.
Laer. Lay her i'th earth,
And from her faire and
vnpolluted flesh
May Violets spring: I tell
thee churlish Priest,
200 A
ministring Angell shall my sister be
When thou lyest howling.
Ham. What, the faire Ophelia.
Quee. Sweets to the sweet, farewell,
I hop't thou should'st
haue been my Hamlets wife,
205 I
thought thy bride-bed to haue deckt sweet maide,
And not haue strew'd thy graue.
Laer. O treble woe
Fall tenne times double on
that cursed head,
Whose wicked deede thy
most ingenious sence
210 Depriued
thee of, hold off the earth a while,
Till I haue caught her
once more in mine armes;
Now pile your dust vpon
the quicke and dead,
Till of this flat a
mountaine you haue made
To'retop old Pelion, or
the skyesh head
215 Of
blew Olympus.
Ham. What is he whose griefe
Beares such an emphesis,
whose phrase of sorrow
Coniures the wandring
starres, and makes them stand
Like wonder wounded
hearers: this is I
220 Hamlet
the Dane.
Laer. The deuill take thy soule.
Ham. Thou pray'st not well, I prethee
take thy fingers
(from my throat,
For though I
am not
spleenatiue rash,
Yet haue I in me something
dangerous,
225 Which
let thy wisedome feare; hold off thy hand,
King. Pluck them a sunder.
Quee. Hamlet, Hamlet.
All. Gentlemen.
Hora. Good my Lord be quiet.
230 Ham.
Why, I will fight with him vpon this theame
Vntill my eye-lids will no
longer wagge.
Quee. O my sonne, what theame?
Ham. I loued Ophelia, forty thousand
brothers
Could not with all theyr
quantitie of loue
225 Make
vp my summe. What wilt thou doo for her.
King. O he is mad Laertes.
Quee. For loue of God forbeare him.
Ham. S'wounds shew me what th'owt doe:
Woo't weepe, woo't fight,
woo't fast, woo't teare thy selfe,
230
Woo't drinke vp Esill, eate a Crocadile?
Ile doo't, doost come
heere to whine?
To out-face me with
leaping in her graue,
Be buried quicke with her,
and so will I.
And if thou prate of
mountaines, let them throw
235 Millions
of Acres on vs, till our ground
Sindging his pate against
the burning Zone
Make Ossa like a wart, nay
and thou'lt mouthe,
Ile rant as well as thou.
Quee. This is meere madnesse,
240 And
this a while the fit will worke on him,
Anon as patient as the
female Doue
When that her golden
cuplets are disclosed
His silence will sit
drooping.
Ham. Heare you sir,
245 What
is the reason that you vse me thus?
I lou'd you euer, but it
is no matter,
Let Hercules himselfe
doe what he may
The Cat will mew, and
Dogge will haue his day.
Exit Hamlet and Horatio.
King. I pray
thee good Horatio waite vpon him.
250 Strengthen
your patience in our last nights speech,
Weele put the matter
to the present push:
Good Gertrard
set some watch ouer your sonne,
This graue
shall haue a liuing monument,
An houre of quiet
thereby shall we see
255 Tell
then in patience our proceeding be.
Exeunt.
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Enter two Clownes.
Clown.
Is she to bee buried in
Christian buriall,
that
wilfully seekes
her owne saluation?
Other.
I tell thee she is, and therefore make her Graue
straight, the Crowner
hath sate on her, and finds it
Chri-
5 stian
buriall.
Clo. How can that be, vnlesse
she drowned her selfe in
her owne defence?
Other. Why 'tis found so.
Clo. It must be Se
offendendo,
it cannot bee else: for
10 heere
lies the point; If I drowne my selfe wittingly, it
ar-
gues an Act:
and an Act hath three
branches. It is an
Act to doe and
to performe; argall she
drown'd her selfe
wittingly.
Other.
Nay but heare you Goodman
Deluer.
15 Clown. Giue me leaue; heere lies
the water; good:
heere stands
the man; good: If the man goe to this wa-
ter and drowne
himsele; it is will he
nill he, he goes;
marke you
that? But if the water come to him & drowne
him; hee
drownes not himselfe. Argall,
hee that is not
20 guilty of his owne
death, shortens not his owne life.
Other. But is this law?
Clo. I marry is't,
Crowners
Quest Law.
Other. Will you ha the
truth
on't: if this had not
beene a
Gentlewoman, shee should haue beene buried
25 out of Christian
Buriall.
Clo. Why there thou
say'st.
And the more pitty that
great folke
should haue countenance
in this world to
drowne or hang
themselues, more then their euen
Christi-
an. Come, my
Spade; there is no ancient
Gentlemen,
30 but Gardiners,
Ditchers and Graue-makers;
they hold vp
Adams Profession.
Other.
Was he a Gentleman?
Clo. He
was the first that euer bore
Armes.
Why he had none.
35 Clo.
What, ar't a Heathen? how doth thou vnder-
stand the
Scripture? the Scripture sayes Adam dig'd;
could hee digge
without Armes? Ile put another que-
stion to thee;
if thou answerest me not to the purpose, con-
fesse
thy selfe---
40 Other. Go too.
Clo What is he that builds
stronger then either the
Mason, the Shipwright, or the
Carpenter?
Other.
The Gallowes
maker; for that Frame outliues a
thousand Tenants.
45 Clo. I like thy wit well in good
faith, the
Gallowes
does well; but
how does it well? it does well
to those
that doe ill:
now, thou dost ill to say the Gallowes is
built stronger
then the
Church: Argall, the Gallowes
may doe well to thee. Too't
againe,
Come.
50 Other. Who builds stronger
then a Mason, a Ship-
wright, or a
Carpenter?
Clo. I,
tell me that, and vnyoake.
Other. Marry, now I can
tell.
Clo.
Too't.
55 Other. Masse, I
cannot
tell.
Enter Hamlet and Horatio a farre off.
Clo.
Cudgell thy braines no
more about it; for your
dull Asse will
not mend
his
pace with beating; and when
you are ask't
this question next, say a Graue-maker: the
Houses
that he makes,
lasts till Doomesday: go, get thee
60 to
Yaughan, fetch me a stoupe of Liquor.
Sings.
In
youth when I did loue, did loue,
me
thought it was very sweete:
To
contract O the time for a my
behoue,
O
me thought there was nothing meete.
65 Ham. Ha's this fellow no feeling of
his businesse,
that
he sings at
Graue-making?
Hor.
Custome hath made it in him a property of ea-
sinesse.
Ham.
'Tis ee'n so; the hand of
little Imployment hath
70 the
daintier
sense.
Clowne sings.
But Age with his
stealing steps
hath
caught me in his clutch:
And
hath shipped me intill the Land,
as
if I had neuer beene such.
75 Ham. That Scull had a
tongue
in it, and could sing
once: how the
knaue iowles
it to th' grownd,
as if it
were Caines
Iaw-bone,
that did the
first murther: It
might be the
Pate of a
Polititian which this
Asse o're Of-
fices: one that
could circumuent God, might it not?
80 Hor. It might, my
Lord.
Ham. Or of a Courtier,
which
could say, Good Mor-
row
sweet Lord:
how dost thou, good Lord? this
might
be my Lord
such a one, that prais'd my Lord such
a ones Horse,
when he meant to begge it;
might it not?
85 Hor. I, my
Lord.
Ham. Why ee'n so: and now
my
Lady Wormes,
Chaplesse, and
knockt about the Mazard with
a Sextons
Spade;
heere's
fine Reuolution, if wee
had the tricke to
see't.
Did these
bones cost no more
the breeding,
but
90
to play at
Loggets with 'em? mine ake to
thinke
on't.
Clowne sings.
A
Pickhaxe and a Spade, a Spade,
for
and a shrowding-Sheete:
O
a Pit of Clay for to be made,
95
for such a Guest is meete.
Ham. There's another: why
might not that bee the
Scull
of a
Lawyer? where be his Quiddits
now? his
Quillets?
his
Cases? his Tenures, and his Tricks? why
doe's he suffer
this rude knaue now to knocke him about
100 the Sconce with
a dirty Shouell, and will not tell him of
his Action of
Battery? hum.
This fellow might be in's
time
a great
buyer of Land, with his Statutes, his Recog-
nizances, his
Fines, his double Vouchers, his Recoueries:
Is this the fine
of his Fines, and the recouery of his Reco-
105
ueries,
to haue
his fine Pate full of fine Dirt? will his
Vouchers
vouch
him no more of his Purchases, and dou-
ble
ones too,
then the length and breadth of a paire of
Indentures?
the
very Conueyances of his Lands will
hardly
lye in
this Boxe; and must the
Inheritor himselfe
110 haue no more?
ha?
Hor. Not a iot more, my
Lord.
Ham. Is
not Parchment made of
Sheep-skinnes?
Hor. I my
Lord, and of Calue-skinnes too.
Ham. They
are Sheepe and Calues
that seek out assu-
115 rance in that. I
will speake to this fellow: whose Graue's
this
Sir?
Clo. Mine Sir:
O
a Pit of Clay for
to be made,
for
such a Guest
is meete.
120 Ham. I
thinke it be thine indeed: for thou liest
in't
Clo. You
lye out on't Sir, and therefore
it is not yours:
for
my part, I
doe not lye in't; and yet it is mine.
Ham. Thou
dost lye in't, to be in't and say 'tis thine:
'tis for the
dead, not for the quicke,
therefore thou
125 lyest.
Clo. 'Tis a quicke lye
Sir,
'twill away againe from me
to you.
Ham. What man dost thou
digge
it for?
Clo. For
no man Sir.
130
Ham. What
woman then?
Clo. For
none neither.
Ham. Who
is to be buried in't?
Clo. One
that was a woman Sir; but rest her Soule,
shee's
dead.
135 Ham. How absolute the
knaue is? wee must speake
by
the Carde, or
equiuocation
will vndoe
vs: by the
Lord
Horatio,
these three yeares I haue taken note of it,
the Age is
growne so picked, that the
toe of the Pesant
comes
so neere
the heeles of our Courtier, hee galls his
140 Kibe. How long
hast thou been a Graue-maker?
Clo. Of all the dayes
i'th'
yeare, I came too't that day
that our
last
King Hamlet o'recame Fortinbras.
Ham. How long is that
since?
Clo. Cannot you tell
that?
euery foole can tell that:
145 It was the very
day, that young Hamlet was borne, hee
that
was mad,
and sent into England.
Ham. I marry, why was he
sent
into England?
Clo. Why, because he was
mad;
hee shall recouer his
wits there; or
if he do not, it's no great matter there.
150 Ham. Why?
Clo.
'Twill not be seene in him, there the men are as
mad
as he.
Ham. How came he mad?
Clo.
Very
strangely they say.
155 Ham. How
strangely?
Clo.
Faith e'ene with loosing his wits.
Ham. Vpon
what ground?
Clo.
Why
heere in Denmarke: I
haue bin sixeteene
heere,
man and
Boy thirty yeares.
160 Ham. How
long will a man lie i'th' earth ere he rot?
Clo.
Ifaith, if he be not rotten before he die (as we haue
many
pocky
Coarses now adaies, that will
scarce hold
the
laying in)
he will last you some eight yeare, or nine
yeare.
A Tanner
will last you nine yeare.
165 Ham. Why he, more then
another?
Clo. Why sir, his hide is
so
tan'd with his Trade, that
he will keepe
out water a great while. And your water,
is a
sore
Decayer of your horson dead
body. Heres a Scull
now: this Scul,
has laine in the earth three & twenty years.
170 Ham.
Whose was it?
Clo. A whoreson mad Fellowes it was;
Whose doe you
thinke it was?
Ham.
Nay, I know not.
Clo. A pestilence
on him for a mad Rogue, a pou'rd al
175 Flaggon
of Renish
on my head
once. This same Scul
Sir,
this same Scull sir, was Yoricks Scull, the Kings
[Iester.
Ham.
This?
Clo.
E'ene that.
Ham.
Let me see. Alas poore Yorick, I knew him Ho-
180 ratio, a
fellow of infinite Iest; of most excellent fancy,
he
hath borne me
on his backe a thousand times: And how
abhorred my
Imagination is, my gorge
rises at it. Heere
hung those
lipps, that I haue kist I know not how oft.
VVhere be your
Iibes now? Your
Gambals? Your
185 Songs?
Your flashes of Merriment that were wont to
set the Table
on a Rore? No one now to mock your own
Ieering? Quite
chopfalne?
Now get you to my Ladies
Chamber, and
tell her, let her paint
an inch thicke,
to this
fauour she
must come. Make her
laugh at that: pry-
190 thee
Horatio tell me one thing.
Hor. What's that my Lord?
Ham. Dost
thou thinke Alexander
lookt o'this fa-
shion
i'th'
earth?
Hor.
E'ene so.
195 Ham. And
smelt so? Puh.
Hor.
E'ene so, my Lord.
Ham. To
what base vses we may returne Horatio.
Why
may not
Imagination trace
the Noble dust of A-
lexander,
till
he find it stopping a bunghole.
200 Hor.
'Twere to consider: to curiously to consider
so.
Ham. No
faith, not a iot. But to follow him thether
with
modestie
enough, & likeliehood to lead it; as thus.
Alexander
died:
Alexander was buried: Alexander re-
turneth
into
dust; the dust is earth; of earth we make
205 Lome, and
why of
that Lome (whereto he was conuer-
ted)
might they
not stopp a Beere-barrell?
Imperiall
Caesar, dead and turn'd to clay,
Might
stop a
hole to keepe the winde away.
Oh,
that that
earth, which kept the
world in awe,
210 Should patch a
Wall, t'expell the winters flaw.
But soft,
but soft,
aside; heere comes the King.
Enter King, Queene, Laertes, and a Coffin,
with Lords
attendant.
The Queene,
the
Courtiers. Who is that they follow,
And
with such
maimed rites?
This doth
betoken,
The Coarse they
follow, did with disperate hand,
215 Fore do it owne
life; 'twas some Estate.
Couch we a
while, and mark.
Laer.
What Cerimony else?
Ham. That
is Laertes, a very Noble youth: Marke.
Laer.
What Cerimony else?
220
Priest.
Her Obsequies haue bin as
farre inlarg'd.
As we haue
warrantis, her death was doubtfull,
And
but that
great Command,
o're-swaies the order,
She
should in
ground vnsanctified
haue lodg'd,
Till the last
Trumpet. For
charitable praier,
225 Shardes, Flints,
and Peebles, should be throwne on her:
Yet heere she is
allowed her Virgin Rites,
Her Maiden
strewments, and the
bringing home
Of Bell and
Buriall.
Laer. Must there no more
be
done ?
230 Priest. No more be
done:
We should
prophane the seruice of the dead,
To
sing sage Requiem,
and such rest to her
As
to
peace-parted Soules.
Laer. Lay her i'th' earth,
235 And from her
faire and vnpolluted flesh,
May Violets
spring. I tell thee (churlish Priest)
A Ministring
Angell shall my Sister be,
When thou liest
howling?
Ham.
What, the faire Ophelia?
240 Queene.
Sweets, to the sweet
farewell.
I hop'd thou
should'st haue bin my Hamlets wife:
I thought thy
Bride-bed to haue deckt
(sweet Maid)
And
not t'haue
strew'd thy Graue.
Laer. Oh terrible woer,
245 Fall ten times
trebble, on that
cursed head
Whose wicked
deed, thy most Ingenious
sence
Depriu'd thee
of. Hold off the earth a while,
Till I haue
caught her once more in mine armes:
Leaps
in the graue.
Now pile your dust,
vpon the quicke, and dead,
250
Till of this
flat a Mountaine
you haue
made,
To o're top old
Pelion, or the skyish
head
Of blew Olympus.
Ham. What is he, whose
griefes
Beares such an
Emphasis? whose phrase of Sorrow
255 Coniure the
wandring
Starres,
and
makes them stand
Like
wonder-wounded
hearers? This is I,
Hamlet the Dane.
Laer. The deuill take thy
soule.
Ham. Thou
prai'st not well,
260
I prythee take
thy fingers from my throat;
Sir
though I am
not Spleenatiue, and
rash,
Yet
haue I
something in me dangerous,
Which
let thy
wisenesse feare. Away thy hand.
King. Pluck them asunder.
265 Qu.
Hamlet,
Hamlet.
Gen. Good
my Lord be quiet.
Ham. Why
I will fight with him vppon this Theme.
Vntill my
eielids will no longer wag.
Qu. Oh my Sonne, what
Theame?
270 Ham. I
lou'd Ophelia; fortie thousand Brothers
Could
not (with
all there quantitie of Loue)
Make
vp my
summe. What wilt thou do for her?
King. Oh
he is mad Laertes,
Qu. For
loue of God forbeare
him.
275 Ham. Come
show me what thou'lt doe.
Woo't weepe?
Woo't fight? Woo't teare thy selfe?
Woo't drinke vp
Esile, eate a Crocodile?
Ile doo't. Dost
thou come heere to whine;
To outface me
with leaping in her Graue?
280 Be buried quicke
with her, and so will I.
And
if thou
prate of Mountaines; let them
throw
Millions
of
Akers on vs; till our ground
Sindging his
pate against the burning
Zone,
Make Ossa like a
wart. Nay, and thoul't mouth,
285 Ile rant as well
as thou.
Kin. This is meere
Madnesse:
And
thus awhile
the fit will worke on him:
Anon
as patient
as the female Doue,
When
that her
Golden Cuplet are
disclos'd;
290 His silence will
sit drooping.
Ham. Heare you Sir:
What is the
reason that you vse me thus?
I loud' you
euer; but it is no matter:
Let Hercules
himselfe doe what he may,
295 The Cat
will
Mew, and Dogge
will haue his day.
Exit.
Kin. I pray you good Horatio wait
vpon him,
Strengthen
you
patience in our last nights speech,
Wee'l put the
matter to the present push:
Good Gertrude set some
watch ouer your Sonne,
300 This
Graue shall haue a
liuing Monument:
An houre of
quiet shortly shall we see;
Till then, in
patience our proceeding be.
Exeunt.
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